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Margaret

18

Santa Cruz CA

@80yearoldnympho

skatastrophy999:

Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Henry Rollins?

kingsleyyy:

this hedgehog is cheering for u bc u can do anything image

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen