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Margaret

18

Santa Cruz CA

@80yearoldnympho

megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

breakfastburritoe:

I really like u but you are an ocean and I’m just a more impressive ocean with cooler and stronger sharks

exghoulfriend:

it is crucial to believe and respect girls when they say a guy is giving them bad vibes even if they don’t give you a reason why

kingcheddarxvii:

I queued this in December I’ve been waiting six months

5 days ago933,024 plays

ch3rry420baby:

behbez:

Relationship goals

That is intense

you like thing

i like thing

friendship

ifimeanalottoyou:

Drugs Under The Microscope